Busy That Day
"I had a dream last night that Marcos Baghdatis was trying to seduce me by making me a romantic dinner in the jungle."
"Is this story over yet?"
"I told him he better hurry because my biological clock was ticking, TICKTOCK and he'd better get to know me fast because I wanted to have babies."
"Uh huh."
"I actually said TICKTOCK in my dream!"
"NOW is the story over?"
"Hey! Aren't you worried I'm going to run off with Baghdatis and have his babies? Or at least worried that I'm dreaming about my biological clock ticking?"
"Not really. Besides, I'm going to be busy that day?"
"What, the entire 9 months of pregnancy?"
"Yep."
"And the labor?"
"I'm going to be busy that day too."
"When are you going to stop being busy?"
"When they are no longer crazy and can speak intelligently."
"Given the fact that the child would be ours, that may NEVER HAPPEN."
